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bellamysbelle:

i hate it when I’m talking about death and people are like “lol what do you mean ‘if’ you die haha don’t you mean ‘when?’” like no I mean “if” fuck you for assuming I’m mortal

evil-bones-mccoy:

“she shouldn’t have worn that skirt to the frat party.”

“yeah, well, archduke franz ferdinand shouldn’t have been wandering around sarajevo in an open-top car, so i guess he was asking to be murdered, too.”

compsense:

when you’re going 10 over the speed limit but the driver behind you is still riding your bumper

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knightchanges:

me: reading 85 different theories that can’t all be true at the same time

me @ all of them: yeah fuc that’s so true